A Raptor Race
The Best Endless Runner Featuring Raptors (AKA Angry Caveman Horses)!
Science was wrong. A bunch of Canadians in an abandoned igloo factory have written the worlds most advanced computer algorithms based on data gathered from secret unpublished biblical texts written on raptor bone plates.
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Dinosaurs did not go extinct from a Giant Meteorologist, as has been previously speculated to, rather the extinction was caused by 3 factors.
The first half got eaten by zombies.
The second half died of malnutrition due to a poor diet of hotdogs and spinning meat. The last half were eaten by Dodo Birds.
So play this scientifically accurate simulation of the year 2500 BC, just before the 3rd half of the Raptors went extinct.
Get the highest score and we will send you 200 lbs of Raptor Meat*! *While supplies last.